DrunkCyclist.com has been simulating excellence in cycling journalism since the turn of the millennium. What started as a labor of love by a Tempe, AZ-based microchip inspector, tree-trimmer, bicycle 'technician', and beer drinker, has evolved into an internationally recognized badge of professional apathy. Inspired by the jersey adorning the Belgian National Champion and the fuel of the spectators observing the competition, this jersey is Drunkcyclist's nod to the patron nation of competitive toughness. Wear it with whatever degree of pride you can muster, and know that there is no better way to draw the shades on a hangover than by draping this slimming garment over your aching torso. When you arrive at the Saturday Morning World Championships looking like a lost lottery ticket, we guarantee you will find safe harbor on the back wheel of many a friend of Drunkcyclist.com.